This is definitely not what I thought they meant by achieving a ‘work-life balance.’ #5

“I think we need to readdress the terms of the ivory donor scheme with you-know-who. ” #4

“I just do not believe that all those ruff layers are from her real, actual friends.” #3

“So, the mugger look is your idea of blending in, is it?” #2

“I am the last specialist in this field; my colleagues will not touch anything bigger than a bank-card.” #1